Dear annoying customer,
I know you want to buy things. I know we're a store. We're closing minutes now. Please, get your bum up to registers and check out. I'm in a lot of pain and I am out of patience to follow you around asking you if you're sure there is nothing I can't help you with.
Ok, Ma'am, We closed five minutes ago. I would really like to get home to see my husband before he goes to sleep. Is there something you need help with? Soon my manager will close the system and we wont be able to ring that massive pile of crap you have in your arms.
WTF! you finally got in line. I thought for sure you were ready to go. I stopped cleaning up and came over to ring you up only to find you still browsing. Is there something you are still looking for?
No, B*tch, we don't have that. We've been closed 10 min now and I have to have this drawer, the safe, the deposit, and the change order counted in 20 minutes now. Can you just bring that crap here? Please.
Finally, you bought your crap. Please, let me help you leave. What was that? a man told you we were closed but you figured you'd enter and shop anyway? Please, just leave.
The Overworked and Underpaid
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